nightmare chocobos

my quest for chocobos in final fantasy seven is turning to a nightmare. they are all cute and friendly looking.....but NOOOOO.......ITS EVIL. i have close to zero sleep because im trying to breed them. basicly you have to find rare chocobos and train it and feed it and then mate it with a nut(??????). this would give you different coloured chocobos. and then you get this funny couloured chocobos and train them and feed them....basicly it goes on and on. ITS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE! but i have to do it to get the cool stuf in the game. plus its an ego thing as well. zach cant seem to stop making fun of my 'disabilities' in the game.....like my crap damage and my zero knowledge on the game. must breed the chocobos......